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Nate Bargatze ’s been fooled by a reversible jacket. He can’t sleep with his feet sticking out from under the blankets because of a fake crime show he accidentally caught a glimpse of his parents watching one time, 30 years ago. And helping his daughter with her third-grade homework is proving to be a learning experience for the both of them. (“I learned when to use a or an in a sentence. I thought you felt it out.”) In the trailer for the comedian’s second Netflix stand-up special, The Greatest Average American , Bargatze makes light of his own haplessness at just about everything that isn’t comedy. Bargatze filmed the COVID-era special outdoors at Universal Studios in October 2020, but the trailer makes the hour-long special look more intimate than the setting would suggest. Netflix describes The Greatest Average American as being about “being part of the Oregon Trail generation, meeting his wife while working at Applebee’s and the hilariously relatable moments of being a father and husband.” It premieres March 18 on Netflix, so you can totally watch it indoors. … [Read more...] about Nate Bargatze Isn’t Smarter Than a Third Grader in the Trailer for His New Special

Photo: Jim Spellman/WireImage To paraphrase a wise old quality-assurance director: It was the ’60s, often outdoors, and it’s possible a man slipped in. In a lively new interview with the Los Angeles Times, David Crosby nearly pulled a full Quincy Jones and admitted that he used to enjoy having threesomes with both men and women. “It’s not controversial, man. The French have been doing ménage à trois for centuries,” Crosby explained about the song “Triad,” which he wrote for the Byrds in 1967. “It’s just unusual if you’re sexually very square. Lots of times, three people get together in a bed. I certainly wasn’t the only one doing it. It was fun to adventure back then. I continued being an adventurer for a long time, but my focus was really on obliterating [myself] with hard drugs. Once I got married to Jan, I never touched another woman, ever, at all.” When pressed by the interviewer if his male partners were “anybody we know,” Crosby demurred from saying anything else: “I’m not going to pull off anybody’s covers for you.” Consider this a rare instance of Crosby actually keeping his mouth shut . … [Read more...] about Why, Yes, David Crosby’s Threesomes Would Include Men

March 04, 2021 - 18:11 GMT Megan Bull We've rounded up the best artificial plants from Marks & Spencer, Amazon Ikea and more so you can transform your home and garden in time for spring. Not exactly a green thumb? You can still create the most tranquil indoor and outdoor spaces without being a gardening pro – just ask Stacey Solomon . The TV star adores Ikea's Fejka range, and her Essex home is practically a tropical paradise thanks to her love of artificial plants. Whether you're looking for the perfect pops of green to brighten up your desk, large potted plants for the garden or flowering topiary, there's something for everyone on this botanical round-up. We've found the best artificial plants from Marks & Spencer , Amazon , Wayfair and more so you can create a nature-inspired space for spring. RELATED: 9 best egg chairs for your garden in 2021: Get inspired by Mrs Hinch & Stacey Solomon Best artificial indoor plants Fake Fern, £15, Marks & Spencer SHOP NOW SHOP: Best plants and gardening accessories to turn your home office into a green oasis Artificial Large Orchid Plant, £39.50, Marks & Spencer SHOP NOW READ: 5 simple spring gardening tips to get your garden ready for summer Fejka Pink Ranunculus, £6, Ikea SHOP NOW Fejka Bamboo Plant, £40, Ikea SHOP NOW 2 Piece Cactus Desktop Succulent Set, £35.99, Wayfair SHOP NOW Best artificial outdoor plants Olive Tree (Set of 2), from £16.99, Wayfair SHOP NOW Tabletop Boxwood Grass in Pot (Set of 2), £61.99, Wayfair SHOP NOW Fejka Kentia Palm, £50, Ikea SHOP NOW Fejka Philodendron, £40, Ikea SHOP NOW Faux Spiral Topiary Tree Pair, £50, Argos SHOP NOW Artificial Lemon Tree, £45.99, Wayfair SHOP NOW Best small … [Read more...] about 21 best artificial plants to buy for spring 2021: From M&S to Amazon and Ikea

Photo: Michael Dweck and Gregory Kershaw/Courtesy Sony Pictures Classics. When filmmakers Michael Dweck and Gregory Kershaw first wandered into the Piedmont mountains, they thought they’d fallen into a fairytale kingdom. The tiny, steep towns and foggy woods seemed to them to be a place out of time, an Italian Brigadoon dotted with people following the old ways like pressing their own wine and making their own clothes. Even more beguiling, the pair soon heard about certain men who hunt in those woods for the elusive Alba truffle, secretive foragers who search with their dogs by night, not even telling their families where they go. Dweck and Kershaw’s resulting documentary The Truffle Hunters follows several of the oldest of these men — like Carlo, the impish 88-year-old who sneaks out a window to go truffling, and Aurelio, who is a spry 84. The documentarians track the men and their dogs on their hunts, but they don’t actually try to uncover their mysteries. (I only worked out their names thanks to the press materials.) There’s therefore a lovely reticence in this quiet and beautiful film: It picks its way carefully, like a deer, trying not to disturb the enchantment. Life is not, of course, a fairytale. Even in the Alpine hills, existence cannot be all lamplit conversations over wine and piles of jewel-bright tomatoes and dogs staring dreamily into their owners’ faces. Cruelty encroaches, as does climate change. The white truffles that Carlo, Sergio (a relative youngster in his ‘60s), and Aurelio are hunting are tremendously valuable. Late in the film, we see a magnificent specimen displayed on a red velvet cushion at some kind of expo or auction — the film never really tells us where we are — which sells for over €100,000. Everyone notes that there are fewer full-grown truffles every year, that the dryer and warmer weather has disrupted their mysterious and un-cultivatable process. Competition is fierce. We hear that rival trufflers are violating … [Read more...] about Heads for the Hills and Returns With a Feast for the Senses

February 25, 2021 - 10:03 GMT Nichola Murphy UK holidays with private hot tubs: See the best holiday lets and cottages you can book for April, when COVID-19 restrictions lift. Who else is excited for 12 April? That is currently the date UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said one household will be allowed to stay at a cottage or holiday let. RELATED: Is it safe to book a summer holiday & when can we book? And with UK staycations set to remain popular in 2021 even after restrictions have eased, we predict holidays will be selling out fast in the coming months. So if you're ready for a weekend getaway where you can let your troubles melt away in a warm hot tub, we've done the hard work for you and rounded up the best holiday lets you can book for April (hot tub included!). Pick your favourite… Devon BOOK NOW Set in North Devon’s Tarka Country is this cute little woodland cabin called Little Silver Fox, which comes with its own private hot tub. One of three luxury shepherd's huts, it offers a king-size bed topped with Egyptian cotton, a wood-burning stove and a Nespresso machine, while the North Devon coast is less than a half-hour drive away. For more information visit sykescottages.co.uk MORE: 7 incredible UK vineyards every wine lover should staycation at this spring READ: 24 UK hotels you need to visit for a post-lockdown weekend getaway Brighton BOOK NOW Looking for a spot of luxury on the south coast? This four-bedroom house in Brighton boasts separate living spaces for adults and kids, as well as views over the sea. So you can relax in the hot tub while gazing at the beautiful ocean – what's not to love? For more information visit vrbo.com Cheshire, Hampshire, Norfolk and more BOOK NOW From Hampshire to Norfolk and Cheshire, book one of the stunning Golden Oak cabins from Forest Holidays situated up and down the … [Read more...] about Best UK holidays with hot tubs for April – hurry, they’re selling out

February 19, 2021 - 19:40 GMT Jenni McKnight Helena Christensen wowed her fans as she put her model figure on display in a plunging swimsuit for a haunting new photo Helena Christensen put her model figure on full display in a haunting new photo for her staerkandchristensen line. The 52-year-old looked phenomenal in a deep, plunging swimsuit as she posed against a woodland backdrop in the black and white photo. MORE: Helena Christensen rocks plunging bodysuit inside her quirky home Helena was modelling 'The Knot Body' from her range with good friend Camilla Stærk, which they describe as "dark romance fashion, interiors, architecture and film". Loading the player... WATCH: Helena Christensen takes a dip in freezing cold waters wearing a red swimsuit Needless to say, Helena's followers were blown away by her beauty – and seemingly ageless appearance. "Girl! You need to write a book sharing your secrets for your youthful beauty," penned one impressed follower. "Haunted beauty ," chimed another. A third said: " Just beautiful!" MORE: Helena Christensen reveals secret behind toned figure READ: Supermodel Helena Christensen confuses fans with baby photo - details View this post on Instagram A post shared by STÆRK&CHRISTENSEN (@staerkandchristensen) Helena looked beautiful in this haunting photo Earlier this month, the supermodel stunned her followers with a magical winter snapshot on Instagram. Helena looked sensational in a pretty, purple two-piece as she elegantly tip-toed through a snowy setting near her mountainous home in the Catskills, NY. With the sun shining down on her, Helena showed off her lean legs - and ability to withstand the cold. She captioned the picturesque images alongside a chilly-looking river: "Ice hole search," which prompted a barrage of responses from her fans. … [Read more...] about Helena Christensen looks phenomenal in plunging swimsuit for haunting new photo