Jeremy Clarkson on: the end of it all

As a reader of Top Gear magazine, you are a foot soldier, part of a vast army of people whose communion wine has an octane rating and whose pew is made from Alcantara by Recaro. Unless of course you are reading this in a dentist’s waiting room. In which case you are not a foot soldier. You have toothache, and you have my sympathy. Let’s be clear. I am not speaking now to people with toothache, or to those who have read Practical Caravanning and Dogs Today and are now ploughing through Top Gear magazine because it’s that or the instructions on the vomit bag. I am speaking only to the army of genuine car lovers and the news is not good. Of course, as is the way with all foot soldiers in all armies, you do not know the news is not good. And you will continue to not know until a dirty great missile lands on your car and blows it into the middle of next week. The fact is, though, that you are under attack. And you have no idea. As a member of the Top Gear team, I get to see all the tell-tale signs. I see the press… Read full this story

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